It is terribly lonely.

 I spend all of my time in my bedroom with my best friend, my Pooterpup. My spouse comes in from work, drops everything everywhere for me to clean up and sits on social media until long after I've gone to sleep. Any time I get near him, he will switch apps and lie to my face about doing so. When I speak to him, he either out right ignores me or he screams at me to the point that I'm embarrassed to even see my neighbors outside. Anytime I ask him to put his phone down and have a conversation with me, he throws a tantrum, breaking anything of mine he can get his hands on, throwing all of my glass items anything breakable, anything that means anything to me at the closest hard surface to do the most damage to it. I've gone from a 64 piece set of stemware to 8 lonely pieces in a matter of months.
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